Engineers Contest God
One day a group of engineers got together and
decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that
they were done with Him. The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you.
We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get
God listened patiently to the man and after the
engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making
The man replied, "Okay,
But God added, "Now we're going to do this just
like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent
down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no.
Go get your own dirt!"